Give them a life: a week of posts

Real candid iPhone photo, photorealistic, natural skin texture, surreal uncanny look with unnaturally tall elongated heads and deadpan faces, exactly like the reference people. No text, no watermarks. A front-camera group selfie of exactly three people standing close together in a grand hotel lobby with crystal chandeliers and a black-and-white checkerboard marble floor. CENTER, holding the phone: a man with DEEP DARK BROWN African skin, a very tall cone-shaped black afro hairdo rising high above his head, a thin black handlebar mustache, wearing an olive-green houndstooth three-piece suit, white shirt and a black-and-lime-green striped tie (reference image 1). LEFT: a pale freckled man with a bright ginger helmet bowl-cut, a big curled ginger handlebar mustache, wearing a mustard-yellow tweed suit, white shirt and a blue polka-dot bow tie (reference image 2). RIGHT: a pale freckled woman with a glossy jet-black helmet bob with blunt bangs, drawn-on eyebrows, long neck, wearing a burgundy plaid suit with a big white pointed collar and pearl earrings (reference image 3). All three deadpan, looking into the lens.